afternoonsnoozebutton:

You should’ve thought that through.

I couldn’t breathe after I saw that. XD

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capnraccoon:

8bitwonder:

kelsothedancingllama:

mayhem-and-madness:

“Standin’ up on top of the world tonight” [X]

Watch it. 

thiiiiiis is why i love cosplay.
GOSH.

There needs to be more of this kind of activity at conventions!

A lot of the time you usually see bored or focused faces, because they’re trying to get from one place to the next. But the whole point is to be relaxed and to have fun!

Oh man this is at London MCM too :D

This video was very well done. I like it.

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thegoddamazon:

I’d make so much bank off of this.

Omg, the look on that lady’s face.

I bet there’s an extra charge for farting. XD

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Catbug! Catbug has one of those cutesy kid-like voices that make you go “awwwww.”

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amorphousblob:

satanicanguisette:

calleo:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

• love stick
• doinker
• schlong
• wankie
• ding dong
• 100% all-beef thermometer
• bologna pony
• stinky pickle
• magic wand
• divine rod
• love muscle
• power drill
• captain winky
• yogurt slinger
• DNA rifle 

Mighty meat spear.

cream-filled twinkie of love.

 

Someone said ‘pulsing hot scepter of fuck’ and ‘pleasure burrito’.

Hah, DNA rifle.

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scarecrows:

jokerstrife:

You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER

HOLY SHIT

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until-lambsbecomelions:

machistado:

I googled “fat birdies” and found magic. 

you missed this one.

gonads-mcbride:

The cameraman who got this shot deserves a raise 

buzzfeedfood:

Nutella & Funfetti, together forever at last

Yum!

simonwang:

So this dude kept sexting me and REFUSED to believe he had the wrong number. I gave up on trying to convince him so now every time he texts me I send him a picture of Steve Urkel. He’s starting to get mad.

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diyforall:

Click here for MORE!

Ooh, I’m so tempted to do this.  But I only have toe socks.  T_T

hilarious-harlequinn:

firstladysexyfineass:

mimicryisnotmastery:

thebodussychronicles:

thelifetimenetwork:

twerkin

And this is basically what I see when people(yt) say they’re “twerking.”

Literally in tears.

The mating ritual of the the Caucasian female

Notice how she claims her arm this is to attract local males and to ensure a wide pool of suitable mates

I’ve seen this video and I think what kills me more is that the first thing she says in it is that her mother taught her how to twerk…and then you get this.

No words for this…ROFL